{"id":1565,"date":"2014-08-15T16:57:26","date_gmt":"2014-08-15T16:57:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/?p=1565"},"modified":"2014-08-15T16:57:26","modified_gmt":"2014-08-15T16:57:26","slug":"flying-to-hippopotamus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/flying-to-hippopotamus\/","title":{"rendered":"Flying to Hippopotamus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman called to make reservations, &#8220;I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York&#8221; The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent: &#8220;Are you sure that&#8217;s the name of the town?&#8221; &#8220;Yes, what flights do you have?&#8221; replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with, &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, ma&#8217;am, I&#8217;ve looked up every airport code in the country and can&#8217;t find a Hippopotamus anywhere.&#8221; The customer retorted, &#8220;Oh don&#8217;t be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!&#8221; The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, &#8220;You don&#8217;t mean Buffalo, do you?&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s it! I knew it was a big animal!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman called to make reservations, &#8220;I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York&#8221; The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent: &#8220;Are you sure that&#8217;s the name of the town?&#8221; &#8220;Yes, what flights do you have?&#8221; replied the customer. After some searching, the agent &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_expiration-date-status":"","_expiration-date":0,"_expiration-date-type":"","_expiration-date-categories":[],"_expiration-date-options":[]},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1565"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1565"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1565\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}