{"id":1833,"date":"2015-02-13T19:04:15","date_gmt":"2015-02-13T19:04:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/?p=1833"},"modified":"2015-02-13T19:27:27","modified_gmt":"2015-02-13T19:27:27","slug":"hide-the-honeymoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/hide-the-honeymoon\/","title":{"rendered":"Hide The Honeymoon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">As we were pulling up to the hotel, my new wife felt very foolish that she was on her honeymoon. She turned to me and asked,<br \/>\n\u201c <em>what can we do to hide the fact that we are on our honeymoon<\/em>?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I thought a second and replied,<br \/>\n\u201c<em>you carry the luggage!<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As we were pulling up to the hotel, my new wife felt very foolish that she was on her honeymoon. She turned to me and asked, \u201c what can we do to hide the fact that we are on our honeymoon?\u201d I thought a second and replied, \u201cyou carry the &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_expiration-date-status":"","_expiration-date":0,"_expiration-date-type":"","_expiration-date-categories":[],"_expiration-date-options":[]},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1833"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1833"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1833\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}