{"id":1853,"date":"2015-02-27T19:27:18","date_gmt":"2015-02-27T19:27:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/?p=1853"},"modified":"2015-02-27T19:42:36","modified_gmt":"2015-02-27T19:42:36","slug":"be-careful-what-you-wish-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/be-careful-what-you-wish-for\/","title":{"rendered":"Be careful what you wish for!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An older couple were walking on a beach when the husband tripped over a bottle and a genie came out. \u201cYou can each have one wish,\u201d said the genie. The wife made her wish first . \u201cI would like to travel around the world, with my husband,\u201d. Suddenly there appeared in her hand two tickets for travel around the world. Now it was the husbands turn. \u201cWell,\u201d said the husband, with a naughty look on his face, \u201cI wish I can have a younger companion,\u201d . The words were barely out of his mouth when poof, he aged 20 years!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An older couple were walking on a beach when the husband tripped over a bottle and a genie came out. \u201cYou can each have one wish,\u201d said the genie. The wife made her wish first . \u201cI would like to travel around the world, with my husband,\u201d. Suddenly there appeared &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_expiration-date-status":"","_expiration-date":0,"_expiration-date-type":"","_expiration-date-categories":[],"_expiration-date-options":[]},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1853"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1853"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1853\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tvlon.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}